Hello my darlings,
(Little anime Pharun is clearly upset because the last few chapters of “the Hollow Living” haven’t been about him)
Pharun: Well darling, it is ABOUT ME AFTER ALL!
Me: Not everything is about you, Pharun.
Pharun: THIS BOOK IS!
Me: It is partially about you.
Pharun: No one else is important enough. I am the most interesting one! Who else are you going to write about?? Shrukian? Good luck with that one!!
Me: SHhhhhh, you’re upsetting the readers.
Pharun: I hope they are upset with the PATHETIC WAY I AM TREATED AROUND HERE!
Me: Yes, yes. You are abused so roundly.
Pharun: *sorrowfully* She makes me sit in dark corners all by myself.
Pharun: And I can only eat mushrooms.
Me: Ok, Pharun, that’s-
Pharun: And if I so much as make one darling whimper she has Shrukian come beat me with a 2 x 4 ….
Me: I think that’s enough. I’m sure our readers get a good idea of what is going on in this house.
Pharun: I should hope they do. I don’t know why I waste myself on you.